THE MEDIOCRITONES  -- The Twin Cities' Best Average Band!
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The Mediocritones -  A Unique Cover/Tribute Band Based in Minneapolis




Come see us during 2020 and enjoy another extra dose of mediocrity!! The Mediocritones started as a a group of mediocre musicians that wanted to play mediocre music for mediocre fans. The band was formed modestly in 2006 (in Minneapolis) and has now developed a cult-like following of average people.  Indeed, now some persons refer to the Mediocritones as "mugicians" - as in musicians whose mediocrity makes their music magical.    


“Some men are born mediocre men, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”

"Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."

"Mediocrity is underrated."

"In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous."

"The height of mediocrity is still low."

"Only a mediocre person is always at his best."

"Nothing is thoroughly approved but mediocrity.  The majority have established this."

"It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late."

"It's more than magnificent -- it's mediocre."

"Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever."

"To the mediocre, mediocrity appears great."

"Mediocrity is climbing molehills without sweating."

"A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success."

"A talent somewhat above mediocrity, shrewd and not too sensitive, is more likely to rise in the world than genius."

"Mediocre is a descriptive term for behaviour, actions or processes that are not of high or expected standard. The word is a derivative of mediocrity which is the state or tendency of an individual or process to bear little or negligible output."

"There are certain things in which mediocrity is not to be endured, such as poetry, music, painting, public speaking."

"They were a mediocre band, but mediocrity pays big." 

"Just because you're the worst member of a mediocre band does not give somebody the right to act that way." 

"Now the positive stuff... they're alright I feel despite the mediocrity behind their music. Mediocre doesn't always mean that a group sucks, some of the catchiest, most moshable things come out of mediocrity."

"It’s almost like we keep reproducing our own mediocrity in order to make ourselves feel better."

"If any of you have a desire to be mediocre, you will probably find that you have already achieved your ambition."

He probably was mediocre after all, though in a very honorable sense of that word."

"I thought that when I listened to the them live my question would somehow be answered, but, unfortunately, this did not happen, it only aggravated and I got myself asking 'why in the hell does such a mediocre band exist.'"

"For me this one is oddly compelling despite its mediocrity... funny how often I listen to it and how I hate it."

"Poor people that go to those concerts...all the horrible mediocre music might just kill them all."

"Mediocre music just isnt my thing and the fact that most of their other songs just outright suck makes it really difficult for me to not hate them."

"There are landfill loads of mediocre music out there . . . and I'm not sure why I've always been a moth drawn to the bad music flame."

"I cannot for the life of me see what makes other people go so nutty for this extraordinarily mediocre band. I kept myself occupied during the set by looking at my feet, the sky and the horrible scars on the lady who was standing a few meters to the right of me."



Domino                                                                                    Rocky Mountain Way


Beast of Burden                                                                      Say You Love Me





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